WE’RE GONNA NEED

A BIGGER BARN

ostriches can fly. watch the video.

spinach sucks. watch the videos.

no lawn, no problem.

what the hell was in the crisps?

last but not least…

disclaimer - I wrote the lyrics and created the music video. AI did the performing. trust me, you don’t want to hear me sing.

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