if i was your website

i’d be worried too

i’m not here to shave it, i’m here to chop it to bits

your products are awesome, but your website is killing me. so I want to hurt it too - and, once we’re done with it, it will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. or, in this case, a bald man’s head.

grab me now before i change my mind

i’m guessing that working on this will mean long weird hours (as i’m UK-based), lots of awkward conversations, a fair bit of yelling and the occasional door slam. But I’m game if you are. and if you’re not willing to commit yet, I’d be down to doing some freelance work to show off my skills. won’t be cheap tho.

And here is why…

Basic stuff

Example: the logo at the top left doesn’t link to the Home Page. That’s navigation 101. Unless you’re testing it, but I can’t see why.
Confusing UX

Example: I clicked on a promotional banner below the nav, and got taken to the checkout page with all this stuff selected. No explanation.
Lack of focus

Some pages are incredibly long, particularly on mobile. We need to ensure pages have the info needed to nudge users to conversion, not each and every bit of information under the sun. Competing CTAs and distractions are hurting your CR. This page, /men-bof, is trying to do it all.
Mobile ux not great

Example: copy and imagery get’s cropped and spills into the white box with the navigation buttons.