one killer concept,

one flat fee

you need a great idea.

i need the money.

let’s do this thing.

  • I can come up with a really cool idea for an ad, or a website banner, or whatever it is you need. (see some examples below.)

    it’s what i want to do in life, and i think it’s time i did it.

  • you caught me at a bad time, financially.

    also, I’ve never done it at this level of crazy professionally, so you’re lucky you’re getting entry level prices.

    and i’m not guaranteeing shit. use it at your own peril.

  • a nice mock up of an idea, something i think would look and sound and feel super cool and clever.

    your team can run with it, change it, crop it, rewrite it, i really don’t care - I usually fall in love with the first idea very quick anyway, and almost immediately get detached, so it’s yours to do as you see fit.

    will it sell stuff? don’t know.

  • get in touch - my email is jrbernucci@gmail.com, and there’s a phone number on this page too.

    There will be a fee, and that will depend on your size and how deep your pockets are.

    We’ll see.

the 1 a day challenge

the other stuff

Contact me

Hours
Monday–Friday
9am–5pm

(come on, I have a social life)